Eight Quarters

Eight quarters. That’s what did it. It was two dollars sucked into a laundromat dryer with nothing to show for them that cracked her final effort to put on her game face. And now, as she sat on a cold bench, holding a large bag of wet laundry and waiting for the bus, a few tears burned her eyes. She blinked quickly to chase them away.

It had been six months since she moved from her small town back in Oklahoma. Her parents had worn worry on their faces like freckles; but they had bravely waved goodbye, whispering prayers – prayers for her to remember where she came from, prayers for a sense of home in a strange city – they thought she hadn’t heard. Her dad had flipped a quarter in the air and she’d caught it.

“Remember,” he’d said. “Remember even a quarter says to trust God.”

“And if a quarter knows as much,” her mom had added, “then you do, too. And whenever things get troublesome, just take a quarter’s advice.”

Only she had used her last quarter in the laundromat dryer – the dryer that didn’t work. She didn’t even have a quarter to look at. Oh, she went through the motions of bedtime prayers and thanks for food, but . . . The baby in the manger seemed very far away.

Now it was Christmas Eve. She would be missing the special stew her mother always made and cocoa and cookies as they decorated the tree. But if she thought about it too much, it would just depress her. She would ignore the day. She had rejected her parents’ offer of transportation money. Too proud, she admitted. She would take their phone call and pretend she had gone somewhere exciting. A trickle of water seeped from the laundry bag in front of her and ran down the slanted pavement.

“I haven’t seen you here before.”

She glanced over at size 13 shoes. At least 13, she thought. Her eyes moved to a wooden cane topped with an engraved solid brass cane head in the shape of a tree branch, and upward to a wrinkled, leathery face.

“Looks like you were in a hurry,” he chuckled.

“I . . .”

“Dryer on the fritz?” he tossed her the question that felt like a lifebouy.

“Yes, that’s it.” She wouldn’t admit the quarters she’d lost in it were some of the last until her next paycheck. At least she had a bus ticket.

Fumes from the bus clouded the air as they climbed the steps. It occurred to her that steps might be hard to manage with a cane, but when she turned to look, the old man seemed strong and spry.

As she stepped off the last stair at her stop, she heard a familiar voice.

“Imagine living so close,” the tall stranger marvelled. “Say – I have a washer/dryer in my unit you can use.”

She considered. Was it safe? Her wet load made her decision, and she nodded.

His apartment building was so close – only a couple of buildings from her own. But she supposed it wasn’t unusual to not have met him before.

She couldn’t have said what she’d expected, but she stepped into a surprisingly cozy home. For that’s what it was. The very air was a welcoming hug. He plugged in lights on a Christmas tree in the corner, then showed her to the dryer.

While waiting for her clothes to dry, he brought her a heavy blue bowl of beef stew along with buttered french bread, perfectly toasted. The simple meal warmed her through. It reminded her of home.

“I was going to finish decorating the tree this evening. Care to help?” he asked.

He held out an ornament with an iridescent glow. She took it and carefully hung it on a branch. It was one of a kind. Truly stunning.

As she lay in bed the next morning, the events from the previous evening played in her memory. She could almost taste the gingerbread cookies and hot cocoa the old man had brought out while they finished decorating his tree, a tree that rivaled any she’d ever seen.

The phone rang: a Christmas morning call from her parents. Was she doing okay? Had she made any friends? They still prayed every day for her to encounter some sort of family-like support when she needed it. They missed her, and had hung her special ornaments on the tree. She told them of the tall old man she’d spent Christmas Eve with, leaving her wet laundry and missing quarters out of the story.

She slipped into her newly laundered jeans and sweater. She couldn’t remember laundry smelling so fresh! Energized, she decided to hand-deliver a thank you note to her new friend. The winter sun muted the light as she stepped onto the sidewalk on her way to the old man’s apartment two buildings down. She passed the first building and – wait. She turned around. No, this was where his apartment building had been. Had been! She stared at an empty lot. Yet not completely empty. For there, a few steps in, was a pile quarters. Eight, to be exact. And snowflakes gently fell as she read, IN GOD WE TRUST.

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A Prayer To The One Who’s There

Dearest Father,

Who was there the very moment we came into

being and knew what we would look like and how

we would think – could think;

Who watches us with care and insight, pleasure and sadness; great mercy and love;

Who anticipates our stumbles and successes;

Who measures our years and the minutes of our days;

Who sees our sins and hears our excuses;

Whose holiness we offend and Whose grace we dismiss;

To You, Father,

Of light and redemption and hope and delight and creation;

Of the tenderness of a mother and the encouraging discipline of a father;

Of knowledge beyond our comprehension;

Of unfathomable wisdom;

Of indescribable love;

Of mercy that travels deeper than the ocean and higher than the heavens;

Of presence;

We give thanks. No matter where we find ourselves nor when, You are there. You are there in good and bad circumstances. You are there when we are with friends, and You are there when we are among strangers, and You are there when we are alone. And when we pray, whether we sense it or not, You are there. You hear. Of all things great and small, the best of all is Your presence. For there is nothing good in our lives nor in this world that does not originate from Your hand. All abundance, all comfort in want, all beauty seen and felt and understood is from Our Heavenly Father.

And on this Thanksgiving Day we bring our small words of thanks to the Source of every blessing, and in great thankfulness for Your Presence.

In Jesus’ mighty and gracious Name,

Amen.

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Spiced Tea

It’s that time of year: the weather is changeable from rain to sleet to snow, we gather with family and friends, and . . . yes, we come down with a cold. A man I knew years ago told me that he drank spiced tea every day and it kept him healthy through the winter. Every time he’d sense a little something coming on, he’d increase his tea intake and, to his way of thinking, it kept the germs at bay. Whether or not that’s the case, there’s nothing like a delightful cup of tea to start your morning, perk up your afternoon, or end your evening on just the right note.

We love this tea at our house. I make it every winter. I’ve even been known to make it for Christmas gifts.

Cheers!

Spiced Tea

Combine:

  • 2 c. Tang
  • 1/2 c. instant tea
  • 1 c. sugar
  • 1 packet lemonade mix
  • 1/2 tsp. ground cloves
  • 1/2 tsp. cinnamon

For a cup of tea, put 2-3 heaping teaspoons in a cup (more for a mug or to taste) and pour hot water over it. Garnish with orange or lemon slice.

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Kanye and Home Repair

If you had told me even a year ago I would be writing about Kanye West – and favorably – I would’ve suggested you might ask your doctor about an antipsychotic medication. Yet here we are.

This man who was first exposed to pornography at the age of five, who married a beautiful woman whose first claim to fame was a viral sex tape, who interrupted the VMAs to grab Taylor Swift’s award and claim it should go to Beyoncé (I believe Ms. Swift wrote Bad Blood sometime after that.), the rapper/singer whose preferred lyrics were less than noble – this man – is holding worship services that attract thousands – hundreds of thousands and no doubt more, thanks to the internet – who hear the gospel from . . . this man. Waaat?!

To add to God’s sense of humor while we learn our lessons, just as I started writing about this, my computer crashed. I don’t know if that’s the correct term. One day it was working and the next day it wasn’t. I took it to a big box techie place, they diagnosed a motherboard problem, and strongly suggested I buy a new computer. I went home to ponder the situation (i.e. wish things were different and talk it over with my husband).

You see, at the moment the computer decided life was no longer worth living, I was tearing up the bathroom linoleum. That was prompted by an appointment I’d made to

have the living room floor refinished (nearly 30 years of 4 kids and 2 dogs running, playing, and jumping – or, as some would describe it: life, lead to less than stellar floors). Actually, they were pretty awful, especially the one spot that got the most traffic and dog drool. So one project which led to another project blossomed – like a prickly thistle you step on barefoot – into an unwanted third project; a project that lasted nearly a month, I kid you not.

Oh, it didn’t stop there. Once we’d moved the furniture out of the living room, and, believe me, two bookcases complete with books is no small task; after numerous trips to the big box techie store, then phone convos and 2 follow-up trips to an independent computer guy; after installing vinyl flooring (it took an entire week – don’t ask); and, finally, admiring the finished floors, I came to one conclusion. The walls looked dingy.

This brings me back to Kanye West. He and I are worlds apart, but now we are brother and sister in Christ. I am inspired with how he has hit the ground running! He actually puts me to shame, and it hit home hard when I lost use of the computer I should be writing on every day. Computer problems are, for me, like spending a pitch-black night alone in a cemetery is for others. And God slammed me to the wall when I didn’t have the opportunity to do what I should have been doing all along. Is any of this familiar to you?

And I suppose Kanye is discovering, as Christians the world over daily find, that who we thought we were isn’t nearly who we really are. And God, in his kindness, peels back the layers bit by bit. We need a sanding machine here and there and, yes, it can be painful. And we’re delighted to find how wonderfully He is making us over. Until we look a little closer. One project is done only to find how dreadful we are in another area; a part of us that looked perfectly fine before.

I hopefully predict more folks will realize that being washed in the blood of Jesus is more purifying than anything they’ve ever dreamed of. And many of these people will have histories and names few have contemplated would wear the name Christian; but everybody needs Jesus.

I wish Kanye and all new Christians everywhere the best. Read your Bible, pray, go to church. These three things are the Christian healthy food/workout routine with a proven track record. And when someone who you never dreamed would come to Jesus makes a 180, forget and forgive the junk that is being sanded down. Even be a little sympathetic. After all, your walls look like they need a little attention.

 

 

 

 

Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics

Samuel Longhorne Clemens, aka Mark Twain, wrote The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, The Adventures of Hukleberry Finn, and The Prince and The Pauper, among other works. He also is attributed to have used the phrase, “There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics“. He wasn’t the first to say it, though. That credit, as far as I can tell, goes to a man by the name of Leonard H. Courtney who used it in an article he wrote in 1895.

First, statistics. Let’s be honest: There are math people and there are people for whom math brings on a type of catatonic state. I don’t know about you, but I have no affection for statistics. When I took graduate statistics, I broke out in a sweat just doing the homework. I missed an A by 1 point, and, no, the professor didn’t see any reason to change my grade despite my hard work. Because – statistics. He did not grade on a curve and his life was black and white. He wasn’t like the ones alluded to in the above quote. He didn’t dilly dally with numbers. But plenty of people do. Let’s walk down that inviting path for a minute.

A study cited by reporter Wesley Lowery in a 2016 Washington Post article is an example of how statistics can be used to lie – Wesley, not the study. His writing is guilty of flaws that misled readers. “Lowery wrote that ‘black Americans are 2.5 times as likely as white Americans to be shot and killed by police officers’.” He neglected to include the part of the study that notes “Police are 42% less likely to use lethal force when arresting blacks than when when arresting whites, and 59% less likely to use lethal force when arresting blacks for serious violent crimes than when arresting whites for the same crimes.”¹

Or take, for instance the passionate concern about the environment to the degree California now restricts the use of plastic straws, and San Francisco bans them outright.²  With the disgust of our country voiced from both within and without, I’m thinking we produce A LOT of pollution. Until you understand that as far as ocean pollution is concerned, China produces 8.8 million metric tons. So I’m looking . . . 3.2? Nope. 1.8? Nope. 1? Nope. Keep going to the bottom of the list. There it is! The USA is guilty of 0.3. “Tell me again how America is guilty of destroying the environment.”³ Those who use partial statistics are guilty of more than pollution.

Speaking of which, there are all sorts of ways to deceive. Yes, we are now at the part of the quote dealing with lies. Why, there are some organizaitons that belie the truth by just using a nice-sounding name. “Liddle Kidz Foundation Global uses the power of touch to reach the world’s most vulnerable children with experiences of appropriate nurturing touch that they often lack.”4 Isn’t that nice? Except when you realize that they welcome volunteers from a wide net of sources and look at pictures on their material that don’t appear reassuring at all. Congressman Schiff might know something about it since, though it claims an address in Vancouver, its 818 area code number is in his California jurisdiction. Someone should ask him when he’s done giving what is now being called a “dramatized version” of a phone call before the House Intelligence Committee.

Gossip, i.e. second-hand (at best) information about which we have no first-hand knowledge might be considered lying, but it’s tempting, isn’t it? Some people are starting to call it whistle-blowing now, but that’s a disservice to real whistle blowers with real alarms to sound, not those who simply don’t like someone or his politics. I’ll let you travel that path without me for now.

Teaching is a noble undertaking, but when it’s misused to lead students down a path littered with innuendo, it’s nobility takes a wrong turn, a turn that distorts the truth. Stanford University put out an excellent article: “In seeking to understand the current history wars, we might go so far as to say that they have become politics by other means.  American history has been afflicted by presentism, examining our past with 21st century sensibilities and standards.” “We live in a time when we seem to engage in every possible approach to history except to learn from it.  We seek to erase it, cover it over, topple it down, rewrite it, apologize for it, skip it—but not to put it out there to learn from it.” 5 

We’re wading, dear readers, into a dark slough of untruth, the depth of which is bound to drown us. We are, admittedly, living in a time where it’s difficult to discern what’s true and what isn’t. But it is our responsibility to try. And when someone lies once, then again and again and shows no signs of stopping, we need to do the stopping. We need to stop listening to the lies. Who’s guilty? The one who speaks a lie? The one who writes a lie? The one who pays for a lie? Or the one who believes a lie? This is your mother speaking: Stop being lazy and research a thing or two from a source other than your favorite.

While I detest profanity, I am a lover of the truth; and there are actions and words that are – truthfully – damned. When we continue to align ourselves with someone who believes not in the rule of law or justice, but that revenge is a right and says whatever it takes to topple their perceived enemy, truth be damned, we’re treading on dangerous ground. 

If you’re normal, you’ve probably repeated something that you later discovered was false. If you’re good, you corrected it if possible. If you’ve lived a life of deception and wish oh wish oh wish you could fix it, you can repent; not that it undoes the damage you’ve caused, but it does express regret and can even bring forgiveness. But if you lie and repeat others’ lies and do so with a hard heart and without remorse, that, you poor soul, is a damned lie, and be warned – hell’s fire is even more firey than your tongue.

Sources: 1 justfactsdaily.com /new-york-times-spreads-falsehood-that-motivated-murders-of-police/; 2 Eater.com Wall Street Journal and @conservativefun; 4 Whitewatertruth.com, February 19, 2018 by Sandy Whitewater, investigative journalist; 5 Hoover Institution Journal, hoover.org. How Not To Teach American History by David Davenport, Gordon Lloyd. Tue, 9/17/19. Davenport is a research fellow at the Hoover Institution.  Lloyd is a senior fellow at the Ashbrook Center and Dockson Professor Emeritus at the Pepperdine School of Public Policy.; Images: Unsplash.com, -mark-solarski-0R1ci4Rb9jU-; -andrew-neel-a_K7R1kugUE-; -jorgen-hendriksen-uCPQi2dxKAQ-

 
 

Quiet Sadness

I think of all I hold dear;

God and loved ones, nature, more;

Note the path is darker here

Than it’s ever been before.

Ponder in this gloomy place

If I’ll live to see the light;

Or if some effort to erase

Will finally make it ever night.

No, not forever. Only now.

In such confidence I cope;

But this instance will allow

Quiet sadness mixed with hope.

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Why Wine (conclusion)

I tripped on the last step out of the police station. Oh yes. The mighty Detective McBrennain had decided there was nothing to charge me with after all and released me. Bully, that’s what he was: accusing me of things I knew nothing of, twisting my words, and stealing my sleep. I felt like I’d lost half my weight and part of my mind in sweat and anxiety. And now, here I was, picking myself off the ground, wondering if anyone would see me on my middle of the night hike back home, and hoping my wild floral combination of red, orange, and spring green wasn’t sticking out from under my sweats. I was absolutely too tired to do anything about it.

“Miss?”

I looked up and a policeman motioned me to his car. I had the crazy urge to make a run for it, and I’d like to say common sense prevailed, but who are we kidding? It was fatigue.

“You look tired. Can I give you a ride home?”

Seriously? I began to regret ever going for a mani-pedi and Sunday School cursed everyone involved, including the lovely Lolita, my manicurist. Despite my newly-found mistrust of detectives in general, I got in his car.

“My name is Sergeant John Don. And you are . . .?”

I gave him my name and address, leaned my head back, and, I’m embarrassed to say, immediately fell asleep. I must’ve been roused by the engine turning off. And there in front of me was my boring apartment building. I’d never seen anything more beautiful.

“Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?”

Good grief. I was so very tired, but not so tired that I didn’t care if people saw me sitting in a police car at 3:00 in the morning. I invited him in.

I flipped the switch to heat the coffee I’d made for McBrennain. Sergeant Don would not get a fresh cup.

Two hours later, I’d not only made a fresh pot, but was more awake than I’d been since my mani-pedi. I’d shown the Sergeant the pictures from my phone, I’d told him everything I’d told McBrennain, and more. I’d even told him how glorious the stranger had been. John D. was a very attentive listener, and I couldn’t seem to stop talking. The coffee didn’t help.

And he had told me something that not only washed away the shame I’d felt as I was questioned by McBrennain, but gave me hope and energy. It turns out, my interview with McBrennain was the final nail in his coffin. Oh yes! Apparently, he’d been so cock-sure of my pitiful vulnerability, he’d revealed more than he realized. According to Sergeant John D., McBrennanin was a bad cop they had been investigating a long while on the suspicion he covered for the car trafficking ring, one of whom was Mr. Glorious. Huh. Well he certainly was in a good position to do so.

Voltaire said, “Fear follows crime and is its punishment”. I believe that it does, but not for everyone. As I warmed my hands on my third cup of coffee (don’t judge unless you’ve had a Why Wine incident of your own), I thought to myself that, as glorious as the stranger had seemed, he didn’t seem the kind who would ever know regret. Or maybe even fear. And McBrennanin? I couldn’t say. Some people love criminality, either outright or cloaked in authority.

I signed something that said I’d testify to everything I told Sergeant John Don, who by now was beginning to develop his own sort of gloriousness. I swallowed my thoughts, gave him a little smile, and closed the door behind him with my beautifully and dreadfully manicured hand.

I left our coffee on the table, grabbed a blanket to cover myself, and fell asleep on the couch. I’d need my beauty sleep if I was going to have another mani-pedi: and I mean the minute Salon de Beauté opened. Why Wine was my new least favorite color. Maybe I’d replace it with Siren Red.

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Why Wine (continued 2)

You know how when you know you should do something but don’t want to do it, you find other things to do? Within an hour, my kitchen was sparkling down to the chrome on the water faucet at the sink and refrigerator grate.

I scolded myself, and, sinking down into my most comfortable chair, called the police. Detective John McBrennain was in charge of car trafficking and, I was told, he would be given the message and would contact me.

The next evening a loud knock on my door startled me, and, although the moon hadn’t yet risen, I had my pajamas on – a wild floral combination of red, orange, and spring green. I flew into my bedroom, pulled sweatpants and a sweat shirt over my pjs and raced to open the door before I realized I should look through the peek hole first. My first hope was that it was the rough stranger with gray eyes even though he might be a car trafficker. How desperate was I? It wasn’t.

Detective McBrennain showed his badge and stepped across the threshold. I invited him to sit at the kitchen table, made coffee (my policy was no decaf, but he looked like someone who preferred the dark of night to the light of day anyway), and told him my story. I told him about the car, the man with glorious gray eyes, and seeing the same car on a Facebook post of a missing car. I told him the car must have been given a paint job, otherwise – and here I held up my beautifully manicured nails – it had been white. I told him I recognized the car by a triangle of tiny dings on the door handle.

Okay, I didn’t describe the trafficker’s eyes as glorious. I do have some sense. As I waited for John McBrennain to finish his furious scribbling in a little notebook, I looked down and noticed wild red, orange, and spring green sticking out from under my sweats. I tried pulling the bottom of my pant leg down with my foot, then gave up, reached down, and gave it a yank.

When I looked up, Detective McBrennain had placed a picture in front of me on the table. His eyes looked dead as he stared at me. “Are you playing games with me, Ma’am?”

“What? No!”

“We have been trying to track this guy down for years. And now I’m called to a house and given a story by someone who is next to him in a picture dropped at my office just one day ago. It certainly looks current.”

He gave me a perfunctory once over, clearly unimpressed.

“May I see your phone?”

I wondered if he could actually ask for it, but I couldn’t think of a reason to refuse. He gave it a couple of taps and frowned.

“You’ll need to come down to the station with me.”

I couldn’t believe this was happening. “No! This . . . this . . . guy, the car owner or trafficker or whoever he is took the picture with my phone.”

John McBrennain raised his eyebrows and tilted his head.

“Look, I know how this sounds . . .”

“Do you know how it looks, too?”

I paused, my mind racing. Someone who looked that glorious wouldn’t be as awful as I was beginning to think he was.

My mouth was dry as I said, “He set me up, Detective.”

The Detective rose as if he hadn’t heard me, pulled out a pair of handcuffs, and led me to his car.

to be continued . . .

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Why Wine (continued 1)

I bent at the waist, held my hand next to the rear passenger side of the car, and with my other hand held up my phone. As I was just ready to tap the little white thingy that takes a picture, I felt hot breath on my neck and a strong hand squeeze my wrist so hard I dropped my phone.

“Hey!” I spun around and looked straight into the most angry and glorious set of gray eyes I’ve ever seen.

“Just what do you think you’re doing?” the glorious set of gray eyes said.

“I . . . I . . . I was admiring the color of this car – is it yours? And . . .”

My mouth was dry and my heart was beating much too loudly for me to think, so I held up my newly manicured hand, hoping he could figure out the rest of my sentence for me.

He pressed his lips together. I have to say here and now even that was beautiful. Stooping to pick up my phone, he turned, grabbed my shoulders, spun me around so that he and I were facing the car, hugged me close, and took a picture of the both of us. Then he punched in some numbers, tapped once or twice, and tapped again. Handing me my phone, he jumped into the car and started a purring engine. A perfect triangle of tiny dings on the passenger side door handle caught my eye as he pulled into the light afternoon traffic.

I shielded my eyes with my beautifully manicured hand and watched as he disappeared from sight while Tracy (my friend) made gurgling noises that ended in a gaffaw.

“No worries.” She held a small slip of paper in front of my face. “I got his license number.”

“Well that isn’t creepy at all.”

“What? It won’t hurt to see if you can at least find his name.”

Later that evening as I was munching on chips with a lovely little loaded cream cheese and salsa accompaniment, and staring at the picture of the two of us on my phone; he, with his chiseled good looks and me with a startled look on my face and no car in sight, I wondered what else he’d done besides take it. I mean he’d tapped a couple of times. Maybe he sent a copy to himself! Wouldn’t that be exciting! Why would he do that anyway, unless he thought I was just a little bit glorious, myself? The deafening silence of my little apartment holding no steamy or romantic memories asked me an awkward question: Who was I kidding? Still, I couldn’t think of what else he would’ve done.

I scrolled through my messages and contacts. A new number was nowhere to be seen. He’d either not sent the photo to himself or he must’ve deleted the number he sent it to.

I knew I shouldn’t, really I shouldn’t, but Tracy’s slip of paper was calling to me from my purse. I rummaged around, pulled it out, and sat down at my computer. A few taps would give me a name, right? Before I pulled up the DMV website, I checked Facebook to see what everyone had for dinner, their vacation pictures, and anything else that was better and more exciting than my little corner of the world.

As I sped past the political posts and inspirational memes, something caught my eye, so I backed up. It was a picture of someone’s baby. Not a real baby, mind you, but a car they had fixed, spit and polished ’til kingdom come. The post said it had been reported stolen, but to please repost and keep our collective Facebook eyes open for it. It had been a gift from his father, and, from the long post, the writer was heartbroken.

I squinted at the picture to convince myself it wasn’t the same car outside of Sissy’s Diner. After all, the posted car was white, not Why Wine. I know, I know. That’s not a real car color. They probably named it something like candy apple red, but, like most of the population, for now I’m sticking with what I know, even if I’m wrong.

But I wasn’t wrong. Not about the car. Because there, on the passenger side door handle was a perfect triangle of tiny dings.

to be continued . . .

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Why Wine

First of all, no, I’m not a mani-pedi sort of girl. If I wanted someone cleaning my nails, I’d just dip ’em in melted butter and sit down by the dog. But I ended up at Salon de Beauté last Saturday because my best friend has a thing for things like that and I had a free afternoon. It wasn’t in France, either. It was on Buford Street tucked in between Matt’s Realty and Nuts To You. By the time we had pedis with matching manis, we were hungry. So we sauntered over (I know, what a word; but I believe it matched the extravagance of walking over the threshold of a place using French in its name, don’t you?) to Sissy’s Diner and ordered soup. Again, I know. But we’d just had manicures. What did you expect us to do? Break a nail carving steak? We considered sandwiches, of course; but by the time we would’ve handled the greasy fries that came with them, again, why take chances? And it wasn’t like we ordered chicken broth. We had the clam chowder Sissy’s was famous for. Plus handling a spoon gave each of us an excuse to glance at our newly polished fingertips: Pink Delish for my friend and Why Wine for me.

As we chatted on our way out the door of Sissy’s, I noticed a car just a few parking spaces down that exactly matched my mani-pedi color. What are the odds? We decided to walk (done with the sauntering now that we’d had clam chowder) over and take a hand selfie by the car. I mean, the color match was so unlikely – in our minds, at least – that it deserved a photo.

Can I just suggest one thing? If that ever happens to you, don’t do it.

to be continued . . .

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