We looked at each other for a good 30 seconds before it occurred to me they needed towels. I hurried to the bathroom and came back with five: two for each of them and one for the floor.

“Please. Sit.”

“Oh no,” Thing 1 shook her head. We’ll soak your lovely furniture.” Score 1 for the complement.

“Tsk. Doesn’t matter.”

They sat gratefully and I went to get 2 more cups for tea. Thing 1 was visibly shivering and I pulled the afghan from the back of my couch and put it around her shoulders. I evened the score with the gesture.

After they were settled in, they told me what happened. They were going to try out a new restaurant for brunch. Thing 1 had left her keys inside the house and Gordy had locked the door. As they headed to their car, Gordy spotted a little toad in their new rocks and motioned his wife over to look. In so doing, he dropped his keys and couldn’t find them though they had looked and looked.

“So we can’t get into the house!” Gordy sputtered and his wife patted his knee.

“Or car,” she added.

“I’m so sorry! I just came back from a restaurant . . .”

“Heddy’s?” they said in unison.

I nodded and they explained that was where they had been headed.

“We heard they have great waffles.”

“I thought you both were glutton-free.”

“Well you see . . .” Gordy started.

“He thought I was glutton intolerant since I’d gone to the doctor to check out that sort of thing. I wasn’t, but by the time I returned home, Gordy had this whole story about how he’d found out the week before that he couldn’t tolerate glutton and hadn’t told me. And I didn’t have the heart to tell him I was fine.”

Gordy picked up the story. “So she said she told me it was just as well because we could be glutton-free together.”

“Then I caught him eating one of your cookies.”

“They’re very good,” Gordy interjected.

“And I raised my eyebrows and him and he raised his eyebrows at me and the whole ridiculous story came out.”

“We were glutton-free only from love!” Gordy laughed and squeezed his wife.

“For three long years!” she added.

Laughing (I was able to laugh with them, if you can believe it, although the flowers still bothered me. And, of course, the house color.) I went to the kitchen and heated up the two waffles I’d brought home. They were thrilled.

What is it they say? Confession is good for the soul? I believe it, and the Good Lord has heard more than His share from me (even confession of wrong thinking – if someone could hear my prayers, they would think I was truly a terrible person), but it was my turn to just listen. I learned Thing 1 was allergic to spring flowers and although they hated it, they’d dug up the flowers next door because they didn’t want to chance a wheezing episode.

“I hope the rocks are doing their job to keep water out of the basement,” Gordy said.

I nodded slowly. “I guess you’ll find out when you get into the house.”

“If. If we get into the house,” added Thing 1.

“Don’t worry, Lil, we can always call a locksmith.”

“Lil?” I asked. “What a nice name.”

“It almost rhymes with Mel,” she said, then added, “It’s short for Lilac.”

“Lilac,” I whispered to myself.

By the time the storm had cleared, some of my misconceptions about my new neighbors had cleared, too. I found them to be quite nice. And I found their key! It was in the grass, halfway between their driveway and the spot the little toad had been. The toad? He must’ve loved the rain, for he sat in a puddle of water near their bottom step.

I’ll stop in and explain everything to Herb next Monday. This world has enough misunderstandings to add more to the mix, and by more, I mean mine.

The three of us plan to get waffles at Heddy’s Cafe next Saturday. I will have no problem waiting for mine last.

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“Texas has some deal about purple.”

I was waiting for my waffle the following Saturday at Heddy’s Cafe and had just told Herb about my new neighbors’ new paint color.

“What do you mean?”

“Oh yea. Purple Paint Laws or something. It’s like a no trespassing sign.”

“You’ve got to be kidding me.”

“Nope,” Herb laughed as he walked away and a waitress placed a waffle in front of me. I ordered two more to go. I felt I deserved something to soothe my nerves that were fraying from having what looked more and more to be awful neighbors. First their sugar cookie rejection which, okay, isn’t terrible; even though I spent time that could have otherwise been useful mixing, baking, and sugaring, not to mention chilling in between. And ingredients. And a paper plate. But how could they dig up the flowers? Flowers I had generously watered? For them? Which I didn’t mention to Herb, but the rocks they put over where the flowers had been. They weren’t even white. They were brown. And not to belabor the point, but a purple house? They were probably from Texas which meant they darn well knew what they were intimating. No trespassing? Really?

I arrived back home to see Gordy and his wife (she still hadn’t told me her name – I’d begun silently calling her Thing 1) on their hands and knees in their yard. What were they doing now? Poisoning worms?

I got out of my car, careful to not step on their lawn. I wouldn’t want to trespass now, would I? I waved in order to push back the resentment that threatened to build, but they must’ve been too intent on whatever it was they were doing to see me. Whatever it was they were doing, they’d better finish up soon – black and purplish (the shade didn’t match their house what a shame) clouds were rushing across the sky which grew darker with every minute.

I barely escaped the first raindrop and closed my door.

There’s something cozy about storms. I put water in my tea kettle – the one with the delightful whistle that is like a little bird calling me to the kitchen at the proper time – and rummaged around for something herbal along cinnamon and cloves, of course.

I was about to open the to go box from Heddy’s Cafe for a waffle to go with it, when a loud pounding on my front door made me jump. Hurrying to look, a quick peek revealed Gordy and Thing 1 drenched to the skin. I pulled open the door and they rushed in, apologizing to my now puddled floor.

to be continued . . .

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They moved in quietly; he, wearing denim overalls and directing the movers as though he, himself, was doing the heavy lifting; she, wearing sweatpants and a terrycloth short-sleeved v-neck, hunting through the backseat of their car and carrying in boxes of what looked to be files and pictures.

I had watered their plants once a week after my neighbors moved out because I didn’t want whoever was coming after them to lose the beauty of peony bushes and spring flowers.

The day after the moving van, I rang their doorbell, plate of sugar cookies in hand.

“Hi, I’m from next door. I thought you might like a welcome to the neighborhood pick-me-up!”

The woman took the cookies and peered at them.

“I’m Mel.”

“Mel.”

The woman cleared her throat and her husband came from the other room, wiping his hands on a towel.

“Mel, is it? Name’s Gordy.”

“We’re glutton-free, both of us,” the woman said.

I took a step back. “I . . . I’m sor…”

“We can take them to work!” the man interrupted with a smile.

I nodded, tried to smile and went back home, glad I’d put them on a paper plate and not something I valued.

The next morning I chewed on my toast and thoughtfully sipped my tea with cloves and cinnamon as I watched out the window at my new neighbor digging up the peony bushes and spring flowers I’d watered before they’d moved in. They owned them now. They could do what they wanted. It shouldn’t matter, right?

I didn’t see either of them go to work – only putter around their house and yard, removing what I considered vestiges of beauty I’d grown accustomed to but didn’t own. I can’t say with complete confidence that they didn’t go to work, because I did and was only witness to changes that occurred at the house next door before I returned home. I started closing my curtains on that side of the house. Out of sight, out of mind. It didn’t help.

Saturday morning I decided to treat myself at Heddy’s Cafe. I got there early enough to get my waffle without much of a wait. They had only one small waffle-maker, and if you were there with a friend, you wouldn’t get your waffles at the same time. One of you would have to wait. But they were the best waffles I’d ever tasted. Herb, the owner strolled over to my table to chat and I told him about my new neighbors. He nodded, then winked, and wished me good luck. Maybe he thought I’d had enough bad luck that he should make certain I knew what kind of luck he was wishing me. And it wasn’t exactly bad luck, I’ll admit. It shouldn’t have even felt like an offense. It was just – unexpected.

As unexpected as, say, the light wash purple they were painting their house upon my return. Gordy waved his paintbrush my way and I waved back. The woman who still hadn’t given me her name ignored me and kept painting.

to be continued . . .

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It was a tug somewhere near her throat and traveling down to her heart. It wasn’t always there – only sometimes. Like Valentine’s Day. Like today. Oh, she had friends; and they were the good kind; the kind she knew she could trust with her mistakes and dreams and everyday thoughts. But they had boyfriends or husbands. They knew what a lonely Valentine’s Day was, but their experience had become fuzzy with time and change of circumstance. They knew, but they had forgotten.

Maybe she’d watch an old movie? Or read a book.

After thirty minutes, she stopped and tilted her head. Had she heard something? Maybe it was a squirrel or raccoon. There had been four, maybe five squirrels all winter long nosing around by the bushes. And she’d caught sight of a couple of raccoons rummaging through the garbage three nights ago.

There it was again! Heart beating faster, she grabbed an old baseball bat she kept under her couch and tiptoed to the door.

“Augh!”

“Oh!”

He turned toward her as she threw open her door, bat held high.

“I’m sorry to have scared you.” He motioned to the street. “Car trouble. I was just searching for a connection for my phone.”

“Yea, it’s not great.”

She squinted. He seemed familiar somehow.

“Hey! Were you at the thing last week?”

It clicked. He had been one of the guests at a friends 30th birthday celebration.

“You’re going to be late,” she ventured.

“I was just on my way home from the grocery store.” His chuckle ended in a sigh. “I won’t be late for anything tonight.”

“I have wifi inside.”

Relief spread across his face.

“Let me grab something from my car.” He sprinted to the curb and came back with some cookies.

“I was going to watch an old movie and bought a Valentine’s treat to go with it.”

“I’ll put on some coffee.”

And suddenly Valentine’s Day lost its tug.

.

I was there on the dot of 6:00 and Chloe invited me in. The meal was some of the best Italian I’d tasted in – well – ever. By the time I’d enjoyed a second helping and gelato to top it off, Chloe had coaxed from me most of the important parts and some of the boring parts of my life story, including the suffering I endured from a theory book at every piano lesson until I was 16. When I told her I thought of G7 as having to do with more politics than music, we both laughed.

But it was when we retired to her living room for a spicy herbal tea, that I learned something about her.

“You’ve been following me out of the grocery store.”

I couldn’t deny it. “My curiosity got the better of me,” I admitted. “You don’t shop groceries like other people. And then when you didn’t go home with them, well . . .”

Chloe nodded.

“I don’t suppose you remember when I moved here. You’re too young.” She sighed. “I’ve lived all over the world. I was a chef. Studied at the . . . Culinary Institute of America . . .” She gave me a sharp look, though I had no idea why. Upon my look of innocence, she continued, “and was good enough to work anywhere I chose.”

“I don’t doubt it. Tonight’s dinner was amazing!”

“I spent a little time at Apicius,” she remarked. “Now that was an interesting experience,” she added under her breath.

When I began to ask why, she interrupted. “So I entertain myself now by challenging myself with varied ingredients to come up with something of note.”

Her explanation seemed off to me, somehow. While we’d dined, I had caught a glimpse in her pantry which deserved a standing ovation and showed she didn’t really need the items she bought at the little grocery.

“But you don’t go home.”

“No, no I don’t. I suppose you want to know why.”

I nodded vigorously.

“I like to remind myself of various times in my life, and I’ve found that place is an important part of that.”

I could see how that would be true. I, myself, was transported back to various times in my life just by driving through certain towns.

“I don’t suppose you can jet back to Italy every week,” I offered.

Chloe laughed longer than I thought my comment deserved.

She ignored it, though, as she continued. “One time I was holed up in a small auto shop for longer than I wished. But looking back, I recall the reasons for it as well as some surprisingly satisfying hours there.”

“But why were you . . .”

Chloe continued. “The church, of course, is a place of solace for me. Always has been. I prefer them empty. It’s quiet and Jesus sits with you if you want.”

“What does he like to eat?”

Chloe smiled. “I spent a year in a basement apartment in New York. It was a dump, but comfortable enough for me.”

“More comfortable than an auto repair shop?”

“Haha. Yes.”

“But I would think you made enough money to live in better surroundings.”

“It depends on what you think of as better surroundings.”

I left Chloe’s that evening having been given answers, but none that satisfactorily answered my questions.

I gave them up – my questions. It was clear she didn’t care to divulge much, though she was very good at getting me to chatter like a songbird. I consoled myself with the knowledge that I’d tried; tried to find out about Chloe’s peculiarities and found little to fill in the blanks. What she said near the end of my visit, though, stuck with me like a song that would play over and over in my mind.

“When you get to be my age, you value experience over money and knowledge over things.”

“What about people?” I asked. “Family? Friends?”

Chloe pondered for a few minutes so we sat in silence.

“Some are treasures, others, trash. But I do believe that all the times and places and, yes, people who slip in and out of your life meet you as one person and say goodbye to you as someone who became a little different because of the encounter.”

Different because of the encounter. I mulled over that final comment as I took inventory the next day. And the next week I thought about preferring experience and knowledge, times and places over things that seemed to me at the time to be more valuable while I unloaded coffee to the shelves.

I didn’t see Chloe for awhile after that. I asked around and heard  from a boy she’d hired to keep her up yard that she’d jetted to some other country. Which one? He thought maybe Peru. He seemed surprised someone like Chloe would venture further than the corner grocery.

“Oh, she ventures,” I defended her.

He looked like he didn’t believe me. I probably wouldn’t have either but for my experiences; like sitting outside on a misty evening just past midnight or eating amazing gelato with her in her very ordinary-looking house. It occurred to me that whatever I’d sought in following her, I’d found without realizing it. No, I didn’t find out much about Chloe, but I did discover a bit of her essence: Experiences not sought, but not forgotten; A little knowledge; And a time in my life when my usual expectations of people changed because of a grocery cart and a woman named Chloe.

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Having gotten to bed far later than usual and having gained the suspicion of a cold from spending more of the evening outside than planned, and in a misty rain at that, I hesitated following Chloe the next time she bought groceries. But how could I not? You question that? Well maybe you’re the type that can ignore things that seem out of the ordinary, and to that I say, enjoy the tsunami you didn’t see coming. However, I needed the peace of settling the question of Chloe’s strangely varied grocery items. I mean c’mon. Who buys all things wasabi, then takes a 180 degree turn the next week to an entire cart of bland?

So the next time she walked out of the store, I clocked out (easy to do since I work plenty of overtime) and followed her again. And again she did not return home. She went to a small white church that had sat empty for as long as I could remember. Again she jiggled the door handle just so and let herself in. Again she turned on a light. And again I sat outside into the night, this time in between some bushes nearby.

And so it went. One week it was what appeared to be a small apartment in the basement of an old building (she had to descend outside stairs before she did the jiggle of the door handle thing). I had never noticed its existence until that evening. Another week it was what I supposed to be a garden of sorts enclosed by a stone wall, and still another, the back door of a public library after it was closed for the day. A run-down playground. A boat house. My effort to discover the why of her grocery peculiarities gave no satisfaction at all, but rather led to more questions, and I began to lose sleep.

I decided I was going about things the wrong way and spent a few days at my computer trying to find information about Chloe (there was none except her home address) and about each place she spent an evening (nothing of note).

“You’ve been looking rather peaked lately.”

Chloe’s voice startled me. I was squatting, putting boxes of cereal on an endcap. I scrunched my eyes and made an effort to look at her like I was composing a police report in my head. It was unsuccessful.

“If you’re interested, I’d like to invite you to my house for supper tonight?”

It seemed an odd invitation since we knew each other only by sight. I glanced into her cart. Pasta, fruit, sausage, french bread, and salad fixings sealed the deal. There was no reason to decline, of course. I nodded my head.

“You know where I live?” she asked with the hint of a smile.

I nodded again.

“See you at 6:00.”

to be continued . . .

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There’s no accounting for taste. I mulled over this truth as I pulled out another box of macaroni and cheese to put on the shelf of the little grocery store I worked at.

Due to its size, I recognized regular customers. There were, of course, some who dropped in irregularly, but I am not speaking of those. At least not yet; and I hope none of them will figure into my tale, but who knows.

No, the customer of whom I speak is a small woman in what I guess is her 70’s who caught my attention oh, maybe a few months ago; and it was due to her grocery choices. You know how people habitually buy the same kinds of things every time they shop? Bananas, bread, and milk, for example. Some people are drawn to boxed meals you can just dump in a pan and heat with very little effort. Others have a fond relationship with the cereal aisle. Or canned goods. Or rice. Not many shop for fish unless it’s in a little round can. For the most part, maybe without conscious intention, customers put the same things in their carts week after week, year after year.

But this lady – her name is Chloe – buys strikingly  different selections every single time. I asked her about it once, and she scrunched her eyes and looked at me like she was composing a police report in her head. Maybe I shouldn’t have taken notice, not that it should matter, right? But I get it. Who wants their grocery cart scrutinized? Not me and not Chloe either.

It pestered me, though. Why? I’ve no idea. Why should I care what someone buys at the grocery store? It’s just that it was unusual enough that it piqued my curiosity. Did she have guests with varied preferences over to her house once a week? Was she one of those who can’t bear routine? Was it simply that she shopped whatever was on sale? That at least made sense. Except she didn’t; shop only sale items, that is. Yes, I admit I was nosy enough to notice.

I was beginning to lose focus on things that actually mattered, so I decided to take matters into my own hands, find an answer to her unusual practice, and put it all to rest. No one would have to know, and I would be able to read a book without re-reading the same paragraph over and over again.

This next confession should stay between us because it makes me look suspicious enough that Chloe’s composing a police report in her head probably wouldn’t seem unreasonable to her or to you. Please, please don’t judge and, as a favor, I won’t scrutinize your peculiarities.

I followed her home. Oh she didn’t notice. I stayed far enough back and hid behind trees – that sort of thing – that she couldn’t have suspected anyone behind her. The thing is, she didn’t go home. This town is small enough that I had a general idea of where she lived. No, I didn’t look it up. I just knew because when you live in a small town there are some things you just know. Don’t ask me to explain it.

She took a completely different route and stopped at an abandoned auto repair place. What. She jiggled the doorknob just right, turned on a light, and let herself in. It began to mist, but curiosity kept me crouched behind an old oil drum for the rest of the evening. I must have dozed, because when I opened my eyes around midnight, the light was off, my clothes were soaked, and she was gone.

to be continued . . .

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